Free your mind

Hello, i hope you are doing well today. I'm Dakota a 21 year old from the bay a huge nerd, Sharks fan, a lover of the female body, writer an occasional photographer and often a wandering soul. I hope you enjoy your stay

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via chickencannibalism)

The second we put a bullet in the head of one of those undead monsters, the moment one of us drove a hammer into one of their faces or cut a head off. We became what we are! And that’s just it. That’s what it comes down to. You people don’t know what we are. We’re surrounded by the dead. We’re among them and when we finally give up we become them! We’re living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life is a minute we steal from them! You see them out there. You know that when we die we become them. You think we hide behind walls to protect us from the walking dead? Don’t you get it? We are the walking dead! 

(Source: maggiegreenie, via the-walking-dead-amc)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

"There was an awesome sequence where they confronted each other in a ravine on the outskirts of D.C. and Hawkeye was shooting a series of arrows closing in on Cap, Cap closing in on him. And then Cap took him down and he realized for the first time that Hawkeye was trying to trick SHIELD, where he whispered something into Cap’s ear that Cap had a tracker on his suit and to punch Hawkeye to make it look real, because there was a Quinjet hovering above where they were watching the feedback back at SHIELD."

(Source: shicksome, via wadewilson4president)