- How To Have Sex With A Girl On Her Period: 1.) Grab a towel 2.) Quit being a little bitch.
The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard.
YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!
I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD
I said that this couldn’t be that great.
I was so wrong.
I almost spit my water all over my laptop
Omg. Almost had a heart attack.
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
- outside: isn't 800000 degrees
- me: autumn?
- outside: sky slightly dark, wind blows
- me: fALLL?
- outside: almost august
- me: FAAALL FALL fall fallLLF ALLL
- me: puts on sweater
- me: watches horror movies
- me: carves pumpkin